today is our first day together.
you are super spiffy with your copper spiral and antique ivory pages.
i expect great things from you.
it is your job to assist and inspire me to:
~ complete several unfinished tasks
~ come up with new & cool ideas
~ be less forgetful
~ be more timely
~ keep a clean house
~ find a balance
~ get more sleep
~ drink more water
~ eat more fruits & vegetables
i bought you in the hopes that my life would be better with you.
please don't let me down.
very truly yours,